Sunday, February 7, 2016

Khius and Kolobovniks

I bought a copy of Russian for Dummies and have been boning up on simple phrases that may come in handy when I run the Baikal Ice Marathon next month.

Доброе утро, товарищ! Это великолепный день в России-матушке!
Good morning, comrade! It is a glorious day in Mother Russia!

Нет воды. Водка!
No water. Vodka!

Kaк далеко до следующей станции помощи?
How far is it to the next aid station?

Я не могу чувстсвовать свою мошонку.
I can no longer feel my scrotum.